i’ve never been sadder that the onion isn’t real
One car to rule them all
“yes, officer. it was a blue…. car”
“what make?”
“…. yes”
This car wears trophies of its victims
more decals means more car
…it’s a hybrid
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
why is everyone in the notes of this being so rude. yall are cringe. let people have things, jesus. they arent hurting anyone by putting more thought into raising their child
Relying on pseudoscience to tell you how your kid will behave actually is some pretty traumatizing stuff (Especially if they’re a “bad” sign like Gemini or Scorpio). I wouldn’t call it fun and games when kids are potentially being brushed off and misunderstood.
Example; I’m a Cancer, and all my life my mom and stepdad teased me for being so sensitive and wouldn’t take me seriously when I told them I was in pain or crying. Well, 20 years later I find out I have fibromyalgia.
If you don’t know what that is, it’s a neurological disorder that causes my nerve endings to be constantly wired and makes me feel pain 24/7. There is no break, no relief, no cure. But you can manage it so it doesn’t become too bad when you’re older. I did not get that option, because my mom assumed that I was just being a crybaby. Because I’m a Cancer. And obviously I’m a liar too, because whoops I was born on the Gemini/Cancer cusp!
Now obviously not every mom is as bad as mine, but as fun as astrology is it can absolutely blind you to what your child is going through. If your child starts lying and you figure it’s because they’re a Gemini you’ll never get to the root problem.
And by the way, your kids can TELL that you don’t know anything about them. When I talk to my mom she just rattles off the admirable traits of my star-sign like it’s a compliment. She doesn’t know anything about my life or personality, but she sure can speculate based on a few very sad memories and a Zodiac facebook page. Let people have what they want, let them celebrate their zodiac signs; Do NOT mistake a fun trivia question for a guide on how your child should/will act because that DOES hurt people.
This is?? A thing that people actually? Do????
What is wrong with people?
The notes are full of people talking about how their parents neglected their needs and abused them and never got them mental health treatment because of their zodiac signs and my mind is fucking boggled
I thought this stuff was like. For fun?? I had no idea people believed in it to this extent?? What the fuck
Welcome to tumblr, where weird beliefs like ‘I think the anime girls in the show about those two anime girls almost kissing should actually kiss’ is considered a harmful belief because it normalises I dunno, height differences or something, but nobody fuckin’ believes us when we say ‘there are entire alternate realities abusers are tightly locked into and really doing actual harm to people with’
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
i made a texture pack that replaces ghast sounds with cats snoring and yelling into microphones

someone asked for the download link so here u go












